Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Randomize
