What a fucking waste of an outfit
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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