i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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