Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
My day in three words: secret purse cake
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
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