and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
