I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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