why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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