So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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