I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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