it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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