No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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