He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
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