can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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