i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
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