In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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