with your own penis?
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
What changed your mind?
Being sober
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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