Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
i think im in europe. pls send help
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