Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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