My girlfriend figured out who you are.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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