sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
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