David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
