Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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