Your dad touched me again.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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