U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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