i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
The ass gains better be worth it
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