Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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