there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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