I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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