Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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