now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
