You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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