is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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