i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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