Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Randomize
