im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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