just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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