420 ftw
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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