Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Randomize
