Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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