so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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