p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Are we still banned from the library?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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