We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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