Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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