Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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