After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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