Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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