so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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