Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I just had sex on a roof
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize