Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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