guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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