Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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