I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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