do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
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