i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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